Congratulations you're a dumb ass

So working at Lewis I have met some pretty stupid people. Some of them are even supposed to be in charge of me, lol. I have some favorites over my two and a half years. There was the woman who tried to convince me that she could see angles and about three different people tried to tell me that the government had some sort of conspiracy going on. There is also James who comes in almost every day and buys a pack of Titans, he is missing some teeth and always seems to have spit dripping from his mouth.

One person who I should have seen as a dumb ass is my ex-boyfriend Travis. I probably should have seen the warning signs like the fact that he is six years older than me, my boss was his roommate, and he smoked. Well he decided to text me tonight and this is exactly what he said, "by chance qhats your last name?" Yes we dated for four months and he can't even remember my last name...and can't spell "what". I really don't want him back in my life so I asked why? After avoiding the question and refusing to answer until he told me why I found out that they replayed this demonstration thing I did in high school on drunk driving. I was thinking he wanted to add me on facebook. Thank God it wasn't that. He tried to get back together with me this past year and I told him I had a boyfriend...named Cody...This just reminds me how amazing Kevin is:) I love you sweetie!!!!! I still kinda feel insulted that he didn't remember my last name! Congrats you are a stupid cheating dumb ass!!!

But tonight I think I have found my favorite dumb ass.
A customer found a lady slumped over in her car, note she had her keys in her hands. The doors were all locked and the windows up. Obviously worried for her safety, the other customer ran inside and found our manager who called 600 (security aka our undercover security guard) who called the police. I was working outside and didn't see any of this because the car wasn't very close to the hut and I had other customers to deal with. Not only did the police show up but the fire department and an ambulance came with them. One of the police officers had to shack the car to wake her up. They were very close to breaking her windows. Any way, after she got out of the car, the police officer found an open container of wine in the front seat. Later on they gave her a sobriety test which she obviously failed (I got to watch it was kinda funny). They cuffed her and formally charged her with a DUI. Later on a guy from Jim and Ron's showed up and towed her car. Did I mention she had to of been in her late 50's early 60's. Congrats you are my favorite dumb ass so far. lol